I sincerely hope whomever is responsible for WordPress’s marketing emails is being tongue-in-cheek, though I can’t tell from the tone of the rest of the email, which seems quite sincerely, seriously professional about inducing me to spend money.
“Impress your friends with your very own domain name”
I can’t decide if having friends that would be impressed by me having my very own domain name would be the worst friends in the world or the best friends in the world.
Possibly they’d have to be the most genially drunk friends in the world.